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Pokemon

Creatures abreviated for Pocket Monsters. These Pocket Monsters replace animals. These things have either normal, dark, flying, psychic, steel, bug, pioson, rock, ground, grass, water, fire, fighting, ice, ghost, ???, electric, or even two of any of these types, which is oftenly called a dual type. Pokemon go with trainers, cordinators, or regualar people as comrades, teamates, pets, or even could do jobs for their masters!
1. Pokemon is not violent, is it?

2. To Pokemon, or not to Pokemon, that is the question.

3. Pokemon shall not be uncool, as long as I say so.
by Who again? October 9, 2006
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Four things really:

Video games-Good games at first, gets kinda boring/old later.

TCG-An okay tcg...for a while.

Anime-I'll admit, I used to LIKE this. Soon enough, its boring cycles of same thing over and over made me want to vomit (and I think I did...)

Other products-Mostly half-assed things to milk money

As a whole now, it is a terrible franchise.
Video Games-New Pokémon game! Now with some more POkémon that are too many to count! We used to make games with good strategic quality but not anymore!

Anime (if you can CALL it that)-Episodes #60-13086028609: Ash and gang meet people. Stuff happens. Team Rocket attacks once or twice and are blown away for the billionth time. End. Repeat.

Other stuff-Pokémon GLUE! Sold for much higher price for having a Pikachu on it!
by 390809826 August 4, 2004
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self-stroke'n'poke

"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me
by Dave March 29, 2004
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Fuck Me With A hot Poker

The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.

This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.
Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.
by ~dark_in_Stereo January 29, 2005
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Pokemon

One of the best Gameboy games ever made (I'm talking about the Red, Blue, and Yellow versions). Not quite sure about the latest ones, though.

However, the Pokemon T.V. series, the cards, and the console games are downright horrible.
While the show sucks and the cards and console games are pathetic, I still belive the old pokemon gameboy games are some of the best in my collection.
by no7orious January 4, 2006
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pokerape

to be constantly attacked by wild pokemon usually while walking through a cave or the tall grass.
i was walking through mt. moon yesterday and i was pokeraped by hundreds of zubats! i lost all 5 of my pokemon and didnt even catch a single one!
by the pokemon master April 14, 2009
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Pokipsy Sidewalk

A young man, with a regular sex drive, takes an erection enhancing drug (like Viagra) and experiments to see how many times he can masturbate before the medication wears off, and he becomes so chafed that he has to walk sideways.
Did you see Paul the other day? He was doing the Pokipsy Sidewalk.
by Blancheodeath June 20, 2011
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