small penis gun club

Men who think guns are penile extenders. This club is especially for men who strap on their rifle's and assault weapons before going out in public. Members like to strut around with their guns, especially in front of women, falsely believing this makes them appear strong and attractive. Instead of appearing strong and attractive, however, members of this group appear to be overcompensating for their especially small penises.

Examples of small penis gun club members: The guys who hold gun rallies in mall parking lots, because four mom's demand action members are meeting inside. Other examples, Ted Nugent, Rick Perry, Rush Limbaugh

by not impressive December 16, 2013

black penis

The most lied about penis in the world; one which, in reality, is on average no bigger than any other race's penis. Often times they'll revert to making fake, 22 inch penises on porn sites just so that, at first glance, everyones like HOLY HELL, but then realizes that not only would the lack of circulation caused by a 22 inch penis' erection kill a man, but also that you can see his tiny, black dick and balls underneath the fake dick he attempted to stick them in.

Black guy: Uuuuu wh1te boiz be jealous of my black penis.
White guy: Why?
Black guy: B3cuz it be so long n th1ck LOLZ.
White guy: Well... you don't have much of a buldge considering you wear your pants below your dick...
Black guy cries and runs away

by Trutherstein December 21, 2009

penis leech

A girl or woman who will suck anyones cock, loves to suck cock and will suck cock anywhere

I took out my dick and she started sucking it, she's a total penis leech.

by The7thgeek August 19, 2006

paris hilton

a stupid, skinny blonde bimbo heiress who is actually a brand as opposed to being a REAL PERSON: she's famous for being famous, she did the Simple Life, she's a singer, she's got her own perfume, she's an actress, model, ect ect ect. basically she is an anorexic, stupid, bitchy, stupid, grudgebearing, stupid skinny bimbo who is actually probaby the same person as stupid skinny cow nic richie.

oh my god i cant sleep, i keep thinking that paris hilton and nicole richie are going to come in the night and steal all my bodyfat and turn me into a blondie bimbo clone. please help.

by Sadie J November 12, 2006

penis

Here are some popular synonyms of 'penis' used in the US
(from condom slogans):
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

Your penis can't think - your brain should do it.

by alvit June 30, 2009

Paris, TX

Hillbilly infested hellhole

Going to Paris, TX is about like going to Wal-Mart...filled with hillbillies.

by dallasbanker September 5, 2007

Penis Promise

A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.

Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"

Megan: "Swear?"

Justin: "Penis Promise."

Megan: "Good."

by Fallenrook1989 July 20, 2010