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blest mess

A Female Fronted Punk/Hardcore Band from New York and New Jersey
by Archeron February 23, 2017
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soda mess

A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.
Hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?
by IisAmazingD14 November 26, 2016
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parallel message

Another message individuals express by means of the tonality, volume, pitch, or pacing they use while expressing the main message. It can support, compliment, refute, deny, or even contradict the main message.
When the girl said, "You're welcome" in a tone which said, "You're not fucking welcomed you fucking idiot," I knew something was up. To understand parallel messages say any word in the opposite intonation of what it means. Say "beautiful" while making a face of disgust. Say "ugly" as if you were saying "beautiful."
by but for April 19, 2018
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gossip messenger

A person that hears gossip about Person B from Person A, then goes and tells Person B the gossip about them
Person A “OMG DID YOU HEAR?!?!”

gossip messenger “ABOUT WHAT?”
Person A “Person B cheated on her boyfriend

Gossip messenger “😳😧”

Gossip messenger goes and tells person B about their gossip that they heard is going around the school...

person b “😞😭😭😭😭 BUT I DIDNT!!!”
by Dumdumniceface December 22, 2017
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2 message rule

The act of sending no more than two messages until a reply is given by your romantic interest so as to avoid looking desperate and needy.
Ezreal: I've sent her 8 messages but she's ignoring me!

Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!
by DominusRectus January 18, 2018
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The Messenger’s Goof

a goof up on messages that’s so bad that you can’t seem to understand how the person made one word into the other
ex: trying to say door but saying golf instead

message 1: “I bought my dad a new set of door clubs for his birthday
message 2: “*golf clubs 🤦 ♂️ I meant golf clubs. The messenger’s goof strikes again“
by doodleoodles September 17, 2019
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