Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.
Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.
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Get the monged mug.A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
by shineon January 31, 2008
Get the mongolian clusterfuck mug.Where the male shits, cums, and punches the woman in the face and puts in a top hat. After this, he forces the woman to wear it during anal sex.
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Get the Mongolian Sundae mug.A sexual act in which one man takes a pee into a woman's mouth. The woman then proceeds to his anus. She then spits the piss into the butthole, immediately after she clamps the butthole shut. The man then farts or pushes extremely hard to get the traveled piss out and onto the girl's head/face. Like a waterfall...in Mongolia.
by James and Dave June 24, 2008
Get the Mongolian Waterfall mug.when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!
person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?
person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!
person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!
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