As if the fact that people utterly cheat by using GameFAQs isn't bad enough, they also have this Internet "forum" run down by a community full of many different kinds of people, but I will run down the list: grammar whores, grammar whores, nerds, losers, over-excited losers, pervs, Nintendo fanboys, people who act like GameFAQs is life, and smart and funny people, but we'll ignore those for now, because they're always ignroed by the legions of people who use "1337" common Internet lingo that is supposed to boosts' one's low self esteem, and are marked by people who are sucks ups and whose dreams it is to become a fucking moderator in life.
Okay, and while usually it runs fairly smoothly like this, whenever one posts a topic, you usually get sucky responses. Normally, when people don't know the answers to quetions one asks, they just say "Oh, look, you spelled going wrong, hahahah," or "nice grammar, dude." Hah, faggots, stupid fucking asshole fucking bitches.
Next up is the peopel who are pervs: normally, when someone posts something, some sick joke about boobs, vaginas, penises, etc. will come into play by nerds, and sometimes they arne't even funy. The nerds and losers use 1337, and it is apparently to boost teir "cool points." Worst of all, they always are goody-goodies who don't break the ToS and are always posting things like "lol *steals ur cookie on your b-day THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO NOW! MUAHAHAHAH! *slaps u hahahah I win* They're such retards, and I wonder if they do hat in real life. Oh wait, these same people are depressed and go to the Internet to bolst up their courage.
Now, there are no such things as opinions on Satan's Asshole, err, GayFAGs. I don't get why people argue and insult each other on something as trivial as a fuckin game. Especially Nintendo fanboys, who don't let anyone say anything about their precious Metroid being boring or their Mario sucking, because they will say you can go shove your head up your ass if they think you're insultign Nintendo's "wisdom" of thousands of ports. People will patrol the site until you say that Zelda is the best series. They will also play a game day to night and think about every little thing, let me just give you a small shout-out to SamFisherDS.
And, boy, the moderators, the people who supposedly "help the site" but not only destroy it, but destory their lives in the process. Now, they will always moderate you for everything like being very funny and they love ruining funny jokes. You will get modded for just voicing your opinion, or saying something besides little immature pretend parties and whatnot, or being very funny, or if they are losing an embarrassing argument. Social stuff is a no no, and even topics related to the game are apparently off-topic. Andd they think they're clever and are God. Eat my ass, you fucking sluts, you moderate One time I was making an ass ot of myself on the Message Board Help, apologized, but I got banned even though I was not joking. You can supposedly constest this, but the moderators will never change their minds. Flawed system. On top of it, people who want to beomce a mod in life mark everything they see, even if it's good.
And the karma system is so suckie. Anyone who doesn't have over 1000 karma is thought of as someone who has a bad opinion, and knows nothing. Baiscally,you get it for logging in once a day, so someone with 900 karma is instantly more fun to be with than a genius of 20 karma.
So, there's nothign good at all about GayFAGs. Everything has some sort of loophole and makes the site feel exploited. The most improtant part is the community, but most are dumbasses who are seeking depression cure. The end. Never ever go there. EVER. Unless you want people who will badly influence you and make you obsessed with games and GameFAQs.
Okay, and while usually it runs fairly smoothly like this, whenever one posts a topic, you usually get sucky responses. Normally, when people don't know the answers to quetions one asks, they just say "Oh, look, you spelled going wrong, hahahah," or "nice grammar, dude." Hah, faggots, stupid fucking asshole fucking bitches.
Next up is the peopel who are pervs: normally, when someone posts something, some sick joke about boobs, vaginas, penises, etc. will come into play by nerds, and sometimes they arne't even funy. The nerds and losers use 1337, and it is apparently to boost teir "cool points." Worst of all, they always are goody-goodies who don't break the ToS and are always posting things like "lol *steals ur cookie on your b-day THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO NOW! MUAHAHAHAH! *slaps u hahahah I win* They're such retards, and I wonder if they do hat in real life. Oh wait, these same people are depressed and go to the Internet to bolst up their courage.
Now, there are no such things as opinions on Satan's Asshole, err, GayFAGs. I don't get why people argue and insult each other on something as trivial as a fuckin game. Especially Nintendo fanboys, who don't let anyone say anything about their precious Metroid being boring or their Mario sucking, because they will say you can go shove your head up your ass if they think you're insultign Nintendo's "wisdom" of thousands of ports. People will patrol the site until you say that Zelda is the best series. They will also play a game day to night and think about every little thing, let me just give you a small shout-out to SamFisherDS.
And, boy, the moderators, the people who supposedly "help the site" but not only destroy it, but destory their lives in the process. Now, they will always moderate you for everything like being very funny and they love ruining funny jokes. You will get modded for just voicing your opinion, or saying something besides little immature pretend parties and whatnot, or being very funny, or if they are losing an embarrassing argument. Social stuff is a no no, and even topics related to the game are apparently off-topic. Andd they think they're clever and are God. Eat my ass, you fucking sluts, you moderate One time I was making an ass ot of myself on the Message Board Help, apologized, but I got banned even though I was not joking. You can supposedly constest this, but the moderators will never change their minds. Flawed system. On top of it, people who want to beomce a mod in life mark everything they see, even if it's good.
And the karma system is so suckie. Anyone who doesn't have over 1000 karma is thought of as someone who has a bad opinion, and knows nothing. Baiscally,you get it for logging in once a day, so someone with 900 karma is instantly more fun to be with than a genius of 20 karma.
So, there's nothign good at all about GayFAGs. Everything has some sort of loophole and makes the site feel exploited. The most improtant part is the community, but most are dumbasses who are seeking depression cure. The end. Never ever go there. EVER. Unless you want people who will badly influence you and make you obsessed with games and GameFAQs.
An average day on the GameFAQs Message Boards:
Poster 1: Wow, os how did my birthday come so fast?
Poster 2: Err, you spelled so wrong.
Poster 3: Because you touch yourself at night.
Poster 4: *gives you cookies and throws party*
Poster 5: *steals cookies*
Poster 6: whhhaaaat who cares, you're a newbie.
Poster 7: You should get a Nintendo system ONLY.
Poster 8: \/\/0\/\/ Y0U 4R3 s0000 1337
Poster 9: Happy birthday!
Poster 10: Can't we get something better around these boards than someone's fuckin birthday?
*poster 10 is then modded because he was voicing his opinion*
Poster 1: Wow, os how did my birthday come so fast?
Poster 2: Err, you spelled so wrong.
Poster 3: Because you touch yourself at night.
Poster 4: *gives you cookies and throws party*
Poster 5: *steals cookies*
Poster 6: whhhaaaat who cares, you're a newbie.
Poster 7: You should get a Nintendo system ONLY.
Poster 8: \/\/0\/\/ Y0U 4R3 s0000 1337
Poster 9: Happy birthday!
Poster 10: Can't we get something better around these boards than someone's fuckin birthday?
*poster 10 is then modded because he was voicing his opinion*
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Latin Word meaning 'reaper'.
Latin words for reaper, 'messor' and 'messoris'.
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In Roman mythology, Messor was one of the minor god assistants (harvesting) of Ceres, the goddess of agriculture.
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Latin Word meaning 'reaper'.
Latin words for reaper, 'messor' and 'messoris'.
B.
In Roman mythology, Messor was one of the minor god assistants (harvesting) of Ceres, the goddess of agriculture.
C.
Messor is a genus of myrmicine ants, similar to Aphaenogaster.
About Ceres (Messor is mentioned in this section):
"Ceres made up a trinity with Liber and Libera, who were two other agricultural gods. She also had twelve minor gods who assisted her, and were in charge of specific aspects of farming: "Vervactor who turns fallow land, Reparator who prepares fallow land, Imporcitor who plows with wide furrows" (whose name comes from the Latin imporcare, to put into furrows), "Insitor who sowed, Obarator who plowed the surface, Occator who harrowed, Sarritor who weeded, Subruncinator who thinned out, Messor who harvested, Conuector who carted, Conditor who stored, and Promitor who distributed"."
"Ceres made up a trinity with Liber and Libera, who were two other agricultural gods. She also had twelve minor gods who assisted her, and were in charge of specific aspects of farming: "Vervactor who turns fallow land, Reparator who prepares fallow land, Imporcitor who plows with wide furrows" (whose name comes from the Latin imporcare, to put into furrows), "Insitor who sowed, Obarator who plowed the surface, Occator who harrowed, Sarritor who weeded, Subruncinator who thinned out, Messor who harvested, Conuector who carted, Conditor who stored, and Promitor who distributed"."
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Arising in their horrible music scene in late 2008 and early 2009, they took over the metal/death core wheel quicker than any other.
At first the road was bumpy for the boys;The band was constantly losing and swapping members out.When the band first came into the music scene their members were very familiar and also very popular.In the early days the band featured a former player/song writer of The Crimson Armada(MetalBlade Records), Kyle Barrington.
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Arising in their horrible music scene in late 2008 and early 2009, they took over the metal/death core wheel quicker than any other.
At first the road was bumpy for the boys;The band was constantly losing and swapping members out.When the band first came into the music scene their members were very familiar and also very popular.In the early days the band featured a former player/song writer of The Crimson Armada(MetalBlade Records), Kyle Barrington.
Later down the road they were put to a sudden hiatus.
Members spoke and the hiatus was done.MESSIAH was back with fresh members!Still struggling to keep members though, MESSIAH was on the edge.
In the early summer days of 2009 they parted ways with their second vocalist Nick Davis, and then added their current bassist, Andrew White.
Since the change the band has stayed steady and keeps climbing the metal ladder!
They are without a doubt the best metal/deathcore band in Columbus, Ohio.
Tell me why they aren't signed?
www.myspace.com/messiahband614
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