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Human CentiPad

The Human CentiPad is a fictional creation in the season premier of season 15 of South Park. It is a play on the creation of an evil German plastic surgeon and the movie The Human Centipede, in which three people are joined together A2M in order to make a creature with one gastral tract.

The Human CentiPad is the same as mentioned above, but has an iPhone attached to the fact and iPad attached to the rectum. Kyle Broflovski forms the infamous "middle piece." It has 3G capabilities and does not know how to read. It prefers cuttlefish and burritos as its main source of food.
Since Eric Cartman was f*cked by his mom in a Best Buy, Steve Jobs decided to give Eric the first ever Human CentiPad.
by GerblesGerbles123 May 21, 2011
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Hummingbird Anus

A Hummingbird Anus is when the end of a joint is rolled so tight that it quickly becomes wet and unsmokable.
I'm not getting anything, it's tighter than a hummingbird anus
by LogDog86 July 18, 2011
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Humbee

Another name for a fast shit.

Diarrhea mixed with normal turds/ hot and steamy
Dude..I drank a lot of draft beer last night..about to take me a Humbee!
My Humbee splattered all over the shitter, I'll never get those stains out!
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human scum

What robots like to call humans while they are trying to eliminate the human race.
by istalkforcashsucks April 15, 2010
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Humanity

1. The condition or quality of being human.

2. A self-referential, conceited and delusional concept of benevolence despite 20,000 years of history as evidence to the contrary.
The people of Rwanda and Burundi demonstrate their humanity for each other.
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Hummer

A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.
Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas.

Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.
by Armthehobos September 25, 2007
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Bah Humbug

Used to express grumpy dislike of something generally regarded as enjoyable, or as a response to someone who dislikes things that are normally liked by all.
Alice responded: I have no time for jokes like this, they are just not funny to me!

Bob: Well bah humbug!
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