firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile
mondieu on construct 3: How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

me: hahaha i know how :)
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How Duke pays back Moulage

Sexual Act of 2 Gay Men called Duke and Moulage.
Guy 1: Yeah duke payed back moulage for his M50 Gasmask in a special way?

Guy 2: Oh i remember that was crazy!

How Duke pays back Moulage!
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A term for stating something that used to be good/great but was then ruined viva outside influence or it trying to be meta etc.
Person 1. Hey a new TV show released of a beloved classic. We should watch it.

Person 2. Ok it can't be bad who would ruin a beloved classic!

Person 1 and 2 after season 1. Look how they massacred my boy.
by PoorlyKnightly March 06, 2023
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Tucson How Do You Do

When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet
Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!
by DadSmoocher67 December 31, 2017
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how many beans make five

An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.
"He's a clever bloke, he knows how many beans make five"
by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003
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How You Like Me Now

How You Like Me Now.

This is fast becoming a ‘well known’ phrase used by impressionable young men throughout England, particularly Leicester.

It is used to show you have gone one better than a friend / or when you have done something that requires recognition from you peers
(jim) "Hey Andre.. I just nailed your missus!"
(andre)"You what!!!"
(jim) "and she said i was better than you..HOW YOU LIKE NOW!"

or in its second form

(andre) "everyone.. I'm finishing early on friday to go down the boozer.... HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!
by Jim Wells July 30, 2006
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So...how 'bout them Cowboys?

A phrase used, frequently after an argument between two other parties in the conversation or after something awkward has been said, to signal that the speaker is unsatisfied or uncomfortable with the subject matter of the conversation and wishes to change the subject.

Parody of how bout them cowboys?!.
A: So I hear you're a Neo-Nazi and support the holocaust.
B: So...how 'bout them Cowboys?

A: You're a platypus-lover!
B: Well, you're a bitch!
C: So...how 'bout them Cowboys?
by dyehigh13 August 02, 2007
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