monkey fucked

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.

You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.

by Crouching Monkey Hidden Anus July 9, 2009

Bum Fucked Egypt

Some arbitrary, far away place.

Note: It should be "Bum Fuck, Egypt", not "Bum Fucked Egypt".

My package is taking forever to get here. They must have sent it through Bum Fuck, Egypt

by Barkeep July 27, 2004

fuck me

1. An explative to be used when something is happening and a personal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity, or an impersonal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity.

2. Has NOTHING to do with sex.

1. Your U-Haul rental breaks down between Nowhere, New Mexico and More Nowhere, New Mexico. It's been eight hours without water, and you were moving your ex-wife in return for forgiving alimony in arrears. A nuclear bomb goes off with a big ball of light, but you haven't heard the sound of the blast yet, but you know you will, before you can hit the ground. You can feel your face badly sunburned already. You say, "Fuck me."

2. The U-Haul, the ex-wife, and the nuclear bomb all have NOTHING to do with sex.

by Laughing Out Loud January 2, 2006

fuck-me

Adjective. Describes an article of clothing usually worn by women to invite attention.

Ginny said to Hermione: "Wear these fuck-me boots. Harry will be all over you."

by stercor December 1, 2009

fuckend

Someone so completely stupid if the world was about to end they'd try and buy a doughnut.

Made all the more damning by the use of the word fuck at the start

Dude Your such a Fuckend

by Borrowedgoose January 5, 2006

55 Fucked

The phenomenon of a prestige gamer, usually in the Call of Duty Series, being shamed in defeat to a level of embarrassment previously unachieved, by a gamer who has chosen to remain as a non-prestige gamer.

"Oh Man, I only just got my gold cross, so I went to show it off in TDM last night and got totally 55 Fucked. Man, I'm so embarrassed, I just going to go play with my small weiner"

by DaMaxta March 1, 2009

the dog fucked me

The opposite of Fucking the Dog. When you work your ass off and you never seem to get ahead.

Dude, The dog fucked me hardcore today, and i even stayed overtime.

by Sn0tr0cket January 1, 2008