Definitions by DaMaxta

Job off 

Job off as to Apple products as Jack off to pornography

"Dude, I am totally going to Job Off over Siri tonight"
"SIRI, Job me off......"
"Psycotherapists can be found at the following......"

Job off by damaxta November 29, 2011

Jobs-on 

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

Jobs-on by damaxta November 29, 2011

55 Fucked

The phenomenon of a prestige gamer, usually in the Call of Duty Series, being shamed in defeat to a level of embarrassment previously unachieved, by a gamer who has chosen to remain as a non-prestige gamer.

"Oh Man, I only just got my gold cross, so I went to show it off in TDM last night and got totally 55 Fucked. Man, I'm so embarrassed, I just going to go play with my small weiner"

55 Fucked by DaMaxta March 1, 2009

Prestige 

A Call Of Duty Gamer, having reached level 55 or 65, decides to trade in their self respect for a picture of a dog, or little ruby or something.

Dude 1: "Hey, can't wait to get my prestige badge"

Dude 2: "Why ?"

Dude 1: "Cos it means I'm awesome"

Dude 2: "But you're a cunt, and shit at playing COD4"

Dude 1: "Oh Yeah"

Prestige by DaMaxta March 1, 2009