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An offensive adjective <- usually -> refering to a female, hopefully at least 15 and it doesn't matter after 29, who is not only brazenly promiscous, but also indiscriminately so. However, nowadays, slutty can refer to any young woman "sowing her wild oats" or maybe that should be "having her wild oats sowed?"
That 15 year old slutty Lolita in high school, who panty-less does beaver shots during homeroom:
Guy1: "I'm dating The Slut on Saturday."
Guy2: "Well, you'll be doing sloppy seconds after my date on Friday."
Guy3: "Hey Guys, guess what? I'm tooling the slut Friday during lunch period!"

Shortly before a first marriage, the 29 year old woman is asked by her soon to be husband, "I know you are no virgin and Bob wanted to marry you for years, but how many guys did you share sex (and is my little dick big enough)?"

The ethical slut replies: (I did the basketball teams, both high school & college, pulling a train) "Soulmate, Bob got my virginity and boy, was he clumsy! Not like you." (And who cares that you have a stubby pencil dick, when I can hit the Hitachi?) (You do have the most enthusiastic tongue.) "Besides, you know how to please a woman and I don't want to know how you learned that!"
by Laughing Out Loud February 16, 2009

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1. An explative to be used when something is happening and a personal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity, or an impersonal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity.

2. Has NOTHING to do with sex.
1. Your U-Haul rental breaks down between Nowhere, New Mexico and More Nowhere, New Mexico. It's been eight hours without water, and you were moving your ex-wife in return for forgiving alimony in arrears. A nuclear bomb goes off with a big ball of light, but you haven't heard the sound of the blast yet, but you know you will, before you can hit the ground. You can feel your face badly sunburned already. You say, "Fuck me."

2. The U-Haul, the ex-wife, and the nuclear bomb all have NOTHING to do with sex.
by Laughing Out Loud January 01, 2006

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A “scent of a woman” at ovulation dominated guy, who does not even notice that her Narcissistic Personality Disorder is her best quality.
"Sure, Ramona looks great, but her voice is so shrill and she's such a cunt; how can you stand to be in the same room with her?"

"What do you mean?"

"You are so pussy whipped!"
by Laughing Out Loud June 01, 2007

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Probably Chicago in origin, an extremely derogatory term referring to blacks, such as the black group that beat and robbed your brother on a public bus. In groups they tend to compete with each other in violence against white folk, always one cracker at a time. The lone splib tries to rape your mother alone at a CTA bus stop. Splibs, however, usually are informal and not at all gang organized, as the gangs have much more discipline, purpose, and leadership. When in splib mode, a splib never turns on another splib, but only whitey. Splib groups gel spontaneously and quickly disband after a bit of violent anarchy. It is impossible to come up with a more derogatory word. Somalia is civilized compared to the splibs.

"What happened to you?" "The fucking splibs got me." "How'd you get away?" "Well, they trashed me (folded in half and wedged into a garbage barrel) and took off with my sister." "WOW, pretty lucky!" "Yeah, that's about the first decent thing the splibs ever did."

"Hey, Mr. McGivney was robbed yesterday with a gun!" "Was it a splib?" "Naw, all the nigger wanted was his wallet."
by Laughing Out Loud January 01, 2006

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As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable.
Lemon Squeeze:

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."
by Laughing Out Loud February 01, 2009

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