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Free Range Chicken

A young gay man who was raised on a farm.
Wow, that young gay farmboy looks hot in those bibs! Yes, he's a free range chicken!
by Alaska Dave January 11, 2011
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hands-free

\'han(d)z-ˈfrē\ (verb)
The act of using any body part other than the hands to masturbate.
I got pulled over for driving erratically, but I was totally hands-free!
by dillymax May 26, 2010
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Enjoy Your Free Potatoes

Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.

Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'

In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
by Dr. Drift, PhD February 13, 2008
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olly olly cocks been free

a loud oration that is typically stated upon freeing ones cock from the fabric that contains it
While sitting at work, I yelled - olly olly cocks been free - from my cubicle....that - in turn - drew the attention of multiple co-workers, and, upon seeing their faces I shook my flacid fuck stick for all to see.....oh happy days!
by Lord H.R. CocknBalls May 8, 2011
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free clothes association

General civilian slang for the Irish Army reserves, the FCA. Comes from the fact that a uniform is issued to all who join. See also Fools Carrying Arms and Sandbag.
You're joining the free clothes association!
by Snake January 26, 2006
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Free Katie!

A term referring to the relationship between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. If a person does not approve of their relationship and thinks that Katie does not love Tom, they can be seen shouting, "Free Katie!"

It insinuates that Tom is holding Katie hostage, or something related to the fact that she does not want to be in a relationship with him.
"God, Tom is such a freak. Free Katie! He so doesn't deserve her."
by KIMH May 12, 2006
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Free People

An urban, trendy, bohemian, fashion forward, creative store. owned by the URBN company.

Best store ever.
Has the best blogger Julia! :)
nuff said!
dude did u go to Free People to look at that new dress?
by bchic8 June 29, 2011
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