Englished

To get unbelievably stupid drunk

I went to McSorleys the other night and got so englished that I fell asleep on the train and wound up in the middle of nowhere.

by DBrads March 12, 2008

engish

A common spelling mistake of "English"

Foreigner: Hey man, um sorry for my engish I'm not a native speaker
American: O it ok dood lol ur eng is fine lol but u miss speelt english lol

by The Guy That Knows Everything May 27, 2014

Emglish

A distorted version of the English language, usually used online and full of errors. Unfortunately, these errors are usually deliberate.

Emglish in action...
Girl 1: dijd u c that boy? he was totes cutte
Girl 2: i kno rite

by Morgan L November 12, 2008

Engrish

The English language spoken by someone with a heavy Asian accent to near Scooby Doo extent.

"I am spreaking Engrish. Whrat the fruck is da matter wif you?"

by GodLivesInAK November 12, 2009

engrish

poorly translated english done by the japanese.

Let's videro gaming! have a fun!

by DaChazman May 17, 2005

Englush

Pronounced ing-lush.

The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".

Person 1: I ain't never seen a color like that y'all!

Person 2: Oh God, he's reverted to Englush.

by Innominate March 22, 2009

Englished

To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.

You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.

by dDaVmFmRmKtMtWrDjS February 2, 2009