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The language of the retarded.

Idiots speak engish, who make completely garbage statements and often don't use grammar. It's hard if not impossible to understand someone speaking engish.
"langage sry engish"
engish by LoganDark November 26, 2016

rally english 

A stereotypical Finnish English accent.

The term comes from Finnish rally drivers who would often speak with this accent when interviewed.

Hydraulic Press Channel is known for this accent too.
"Jees ai speek rally english"
rally english by bad_man12 August 11, 2016

Mahdi English 

The best English teacher alive (used as a noun)
John: Hey have you seen our new English teacher?
Dave: No, what's he like?
John: He's a real Mahdi English!
Mahdi English by Mahdi.English June 12, 2020

Full English Breakfast 

A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
This morning’s full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.

English Class 

A worthless waste of time where you learn the same things that you learned when you were 2, but still manage to have teachers that have a lower IQ than a potato.
We have English Class now.
English Class by SieC5 February 18, 2020

English Class 

The class in which you write paper after paper and essay after essay of COMPLETE BULLSHIT. You gotta analyse the shit out of those poems and you gotta learn the shit out of those plays.
Friend 1: Yo I got English class next.

Friend 2: Pahahahahah, good luck mate.
English Class by Lenwooo October 28, 2013
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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