The act of shotgunning three beers in a row. Based on the idea that you are only allowed to have three shells in a shotgun while going hunting for ducks. (i.e. Duck Plug)
A juicy, greasy, gurgling fat, sounding simliar to a low octave on a trombone. This type of fart makes one check their drawers to make sure it was ONLY a fart.
Bubbaripped a huge duck butter that ran everyone out of the pool hall.
Duck eyes is a look that appears in many up-close, posed, self-taken photos that are often seen on social networks such as facebook. Similar to Duck Face (look it up), Duck Eyes are targeted at the viewer of the picture by being fixed right on the camera and are meant to convey a suggestive, curious, provocative expression. Duck eyes is often accomplished by a girl widely opening her eyes to seem cute or very interested in the viewer. However, the message it really conveys is that the girl is either a retarded anime character or just incredibly easy, both of which make the picture much less attractive than any more genuine picture.
A: Dude, check this girl's profile picture out, she's so hot.
B: Eww, she's got duck eyes in that pic, total turnoff.
B: I'm just saying, in that picture she looks like an easy girl, trying to seem innocent and cute, and its totally transparent. Either that, or this was taken after she got something in her eyes and it hurt to blink.
A diversion that appeals to fat mutant disgusting sexless claymation land beast dragonbitches like Sandy Candy. That Sylvester and Tweety t-shirt accentuates the hideous lumpy sacks of greasy adipose tissue you call tits so well. As soon as that latest hellspun offspring slides out of your leaky, gaping roast beef curtains, you'll have time to go back to the Vineyard and have your picture taken at Dyke Bridge pretending to be Mary Jo Kopechne, only 300 pounds heavier.
The "duck" in "duck tour" comes from the military designation "DUKW" that was assigned to these amphibious landing vehicles built by GM. Sandy Candy doesn't know that because she learns all she needs to know from FOX News.