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westwick disease

This disease is when one is scared to death by the sight of "actor" Ed Westwick. It comes in many forms. You can get it by seeing his picture(shirt on or off) seeing his hideous face on Gossip Girl, or hearing his name. Symptoms include vomiting,temporary blindness and diarrhea
Guy 1-I saw Gossip Girl last night?
Guy 2-OMG you have Westwick Disease!!!!
by antichuckbass April 19, 2010
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fag disease

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Nyasuu is a fag disease
by Not GomBiaN December 5, 2019
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Blackheimer's Disease

A sickness in which the afflicted has difficulty identifying a famous black person or confuses any given famous black person with another famous black person.
Lyle: Name me a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson.

Meryl: Lethal Weapon?

Lyle: I think that was Danny Glover...

Meryl: The Shawshank Redemption?

Allen: Girl, you got a bad case of Blackheimer's Disease!
by Darth Unchi September 4, 2010
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Jake Rowan and the Disease

A very kickass, rebellious, freshly formed band in the small seedy town of Milton-Freewater, Oregon by a parapalegic deviant, his brother and their friend Jacob.
Shubert: Dude, did you go to the JratD concert last night?
Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD?
Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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Mulch Disease

1. you ask questions over and over again.
2. you are a red head who has no red headed parents
3. Grandma Polly lives right next to you.
4. Your a slea slaw.
5. And you take 20 baths a day.

the cure is in these steps...

1. As a question once even if it kills you.
2. Ask your mom if you have any red heads in your family.
3. Ask why Grandma Polly lives next to you.
4. don't be a slea slaw.
5. don't take more than 2 baths a day.
"Don't you see that red headed slea slaw next to grandma polly's house. She must have the 'mulch disease'!" said Molly. "yah she asked me over and over again at school if i had a spare towel after her 12th shower at school after gym!" said Jamie
by CharliesKitty June 24, 2009
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Furniture Disease

When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position.
Whoa! Your grandma's saggy tits really shows that she has a nasty case of furniture disease.
by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004
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Chinese Disease

The correct term for Coronavirus or Covid-19.
I just got the Chinese Disease when I went to Wuhan, China.
by Doctor Trump March 18, 2020
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