diarrhea fart

An emission of noxious gas from one's anal cavity which has the distinct smell of diarrhea.

As we were all chilling at the party, Julie ripped a diarrhea fart that cleared out the entire room with its vicious smell.

by C. Daley July 20, 2006

Dinduism

A ghetto sect whose God, Shakedown Al, has 3 earthly manifestations: Smash-Ghrab, Driyv-Bai, and Driyv-Bai's "cousin", Du-Meth, who is sometimes identified by Driyv-Bai as "a friend" or "some I guy I just met" during police interviews.

Du-Meth is blamed by Driyv-Bai for everything, and is known as 'The Patron Saint of Recently Discovered Firearms'. Since Driyv-Bai never remembers Du-Meth's name, Du-Meth is sometimes referred to as 'The Forgotten One' by members of the Dindu sect.

Orlando decided he wanted to go into business, so he became an adherent of Dinduism and started robbing liquor stores. He thinks Driyv-Bai planted a gun on him, but can't prove it.

by Aintry August 8, 2016

divorce

Something that only an idiot can have more than once.

"You had another divorce!"

by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017

Divine Protein Shake

The most natural substance known to man, made by men. A euphemism for semen that was coined by the Doctor of Spirituality, 40 Day Water Fast Survivor, and Creator of Premasati Yoga, Connor Murphy himself. Connor Murphy has been drinking his own, and other men's, nut butter for its perceived health benefits and muscle growing properties. The love liquid contains some powerful substances such as Oxytocin, Spermidine, Nerve Growth Factor, Testosterone, and Protein, to name a few.

"I'm gonna suck Nicolli's Divine Protein Shake straight from the tap to avoid unwanted oxygen exposure."

"Damn! My girlfriend has become Ronnie Coleman 2.0! Her gains must come from drinking my Divine Protein Shake."

by notgaybtw March 23, 2021

Diane

Someone who is real, her words can hurt you but all she doing is saying whats true. She's as sexy as they come. Her personality her heart will make u fall in love once you get to her soft side. She can be mean as fuck on her bad days. She has an adorable face. When she licks her lips! It makes u go crazy in the inside.

Who's that sexy thing over there? Oh thats Diane.

by Slow Foe Jr. June 12, 2019

diff

a word commonly expressed usually at the end of a round or match (prominently in Overwatch) that implies a skill differential between one hero and the opposing same hero. used to shit-talk the other team and absolutely flex your skill on the same opposing hero.

*Super loses on Roadhog*

opposing hog hog diff
Super u id dnothing
Super please dont speak to me
Super :/

*Goes Wrecking Ball*

by Garry McDonalds-Burger January 8, 2021

Dinner Bell pussy

A vagina so stretched out that sex is akin to ringing a dinner bell is called dinner bell pussy.

The guys wondered if Susie had a dinner bell pussy after dating the basketball team.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016