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crankmeister 

A large obtuse being who is a regular in the 'angry pants'
innocent bystander: Oh there goes 'insert crankmeisters name here' god he's a cranky bastard, and he needs a haircut.

innocent bystander 2: Too right he does, that fringe could kill
crankmeister by danny88 October 1, 2007
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Cranking Dat JonJon 

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.
I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!
Cranking Dat JonJon by mouseftw. January 18, 2009

Dusty Crankshaft 

When an old man blows his load in a girls face and all that comes out is dust;therefore pissing the girl off
The girl was pissed at the old mans dusty crankshaft when he blew his load.
Dusty Crankshaft by deichert June 14, 2008
When someone is so thick that the word chunky fails to describe how thick they are.
hey Jason, how was that big heffer you banged last night?

Omg, she was so chanky that I thought I would suffocate
Chanky by The Bubble Guppie December 24, 2019

Clinky Clank 

Common street slang for "ghetto" vagina or dirty pussy.
Yo lets head to the club and hit that clinky clank son, gangsta.
Clinky Clank by TJButtslut February 21, 2010