Cake nipples

The act of dipping your nipples into frosting, Then rubbing your nipples on a man's butthole.

I'm pretty sure someone got *cake nipples* at the party last night.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

birthday cake sprinkles

The act of a toddler blowing out his/her candles and sprinkling the icing with unwanted saliva from his inexpertise of blowing out candles.

Ooooh, did you see those birthday cake sprinkles? I will be eating the piece on the far back corner... the safety zone... I didn't ask for kid spit with my cake.

by quirky me July 31, 2010

No Caker

Term used for someone who has been fired or forced to resign from their job, hence there being no cake to eat at a going away party.

Person 1: Too bad about Frank resigning. When's the party? Person 2: There's isn't one. He's a no caker.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010

Hostess caker

A male who spends money on women in the strip club. A male who is married and spends money on other females looking for something in return.

"If Pimp C were here he'd call me a hostess caker, cuz you dancing up them dreams just shaking your money maker"
~ Paul Wall

Tiger Woods was being a hostess caker when he was spending money on other woman and cheating on his wife.

by Jay Bugsy October 17, 2010

Sausage Cake

A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant

Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night

by Aj McCuhn December 14, 2010

Death cake

Cake that is served at a funeral, wake or luncheon after a funeral.

Rest in peace Uncle Bill. Let's grab a sandwich and death cake.

by zk840 May 1, 2011

spooge cake

a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.

Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.

by frat113 February 12, 2013