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a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.
Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.
by frat113 February 12, 2013
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