clamaflage

Puss hair so thick and well blended that it totally conceals any and all parts of the Vagina.

She lost her bikini bottoms, but thankfully she had clamaflage

by Putzwagon September 15, 2016

Clam Bomb

When a female drops her vagina on a man -or- woman's face, typically in an aggressive manner.

Damn! Did she clam bomb you?

I got clam bombed last night, and she hasn't showered in two days!

by thepensmen September 7, 2016

clam bullet

Tampon

"I have a heavy flow, I need to go change my clam bullet."

tampon

by Clambullet May 11, 2016

Clam Napkin

See "meat curtains"

"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"

by Red delicious June 11, 2016

Clam Bake

When some seafood smelling women go naked in a sauna it smells like a clam bake

Hey Mark check out that clam bake!

by darth vemtor June 23, 2016

Clam Stand

The female version of tea bagging

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him

by meggymc August 16, 2016

Clam with air biscuit

Girl farting while she receives oral sex

Daniele gave me a clam with air biscuit last night.

by Eric70 September 11, 2016