meggymc's definitions

ball-upping

For a female to one up a man for telling her to "grow a pair", by grabbing her tits and saying "i've got a pair, and they're bigger than yours bitch "

Meghan got mad street cred for ball-upping her two male coworkers

by meggymc August 8, 2015

Oil of O’Labia

Using the moisture from the labia of a clam stand to give your skin a renewed finish

When Richard passed out, Meghan “Clam Stand” him....which gave his forehead a beautiful sheen like he moisturized with Oil of Olay.....or rather Oil of O’Labia

by meggymc October 27, 2017

Crysturbate

Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.

Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep

by meggymc October 27, 2017

dildo

Dual Income Little Dog Owners

That new couple down the road are dildos.

by meggymc March 30, 2015

FirePuss

An alcoholic mixture of Fireball Whiskey and Raspberry Sourpuss

In anticipation of her party, Michelle mixed an enormous vat of Fireball Whiskey with raspberry Sourpuss....creating an abomination called FirePuss

by meggymc October 27, 2017

Lesbian Trough

When a pretty girl lies down on a bench outside a gay bar

Meghan lied down after drinking too much, and made herself into a lesbian trough.

by meggymc June 27, 2015

Clam Stand

The female version of tea bagging

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him

by meggymc August 16, 2016