Dual Income Little Dog Owners
That new couple down the road are dildos.
When a pretty girl lies down on a bench outside a gay bar
Meghan lied down after drinking too much, and made herself into a lesbian trough.
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Lesbian Trough
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Girls lacking substantial booty, attempting to twerk....aka Miley Cyrus or Meghan McNamara (lack + twerk = lwerk)
Miley tried twerking, but was only really lwerking
Punching a girl for being a douche. . But right in the box
She was such a douche, I couldn't just uppercut her with a punch....she deserved an uppercunt
The female version of tea bagging
The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him
The girl version of a man cave (vagina cave)
Meghan, Kim and Lindsay needed some time away from the kids, so they heading to their vave for some wine
Using the moisture from the labia of a clam stand to give your skin a renewed finish
When Richard passed out, Meghan “Clam Stand” him....which gave his forehead a beautiful sheen like he moisturized with Oil of Olay.....or rather Oil of O’Labia
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Oil of O’Labia
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