Definitions by meggymc

Decision Prison

When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.

Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.

Decision Prison by meggymc September 3, 2022

Crysturbate 

Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.

Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep

Crysturbate by meggymc October 27, 2017

FirePuss 

An alcoholic mixture of Fireball Whiskey and Raspberry Sourpuss

In anticipation of her party, Michelle mixed an enormous vat of Fireball Whiskey with raspberry Sourpuss....creating an abomination called FirePuss

FirePuss by meggymc October 27, 2017

Oil of O’Labia 

Using the moisture from the labia of a clam stand to give your skin a renewed finish

When Richard passed out, Meghan “Clam Stand” him....which gave his forehead a beautiful sheen like he moisturized with Oil of Olay.....or rather Oil of O’Labia

Oil of O’Labia by meggymc October 27, 2017

Uppercunt 

Punching a girl for being a douche. . But right in the box

She was such a douche, I couldn't just uppercut her with a punch....she deserved an uppercunt

Uppercunt by meggymc November 12, 2016

Clam Stand 

The female version of tea bagging

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him

Clam Stand by meggymc August 16, 2016

Vave 

The girl version of a man cave (vagina cave)

Meghan, Kim and Lindsay needed some time away from the kids, so they heading to their vave for some wine

Vave by meggymc August 10, 2015