Oil of O’Labia

Using the moisture from the labia of a clam stand to give your skin a renewed finish

When Richard passed out, Meghan “Clam Stand” him....which gave his forehead a beautiful sheen like he moisturized with Oil of Olay.....or rather Oil of O’Labia

by meggymc October 27, 2017

lwerking

Girls lacking substantial booty, attempting to twerk....aka Miley Cyrus or Meghan McNamara (lack + twerk = lwerk)

Miley tried twerking, but was only really lwerking

by meggymc October 04, 2014

Crysturbate

Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.

Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep

by meggymc October 27, 2017

Clam Stand

The female version of tea bagging

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him

by meggymc August 16, 2016

Decision Prison

When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.

Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.

by meggymc September 03, 2022

ball-upping

For a female to one up a man for telling her to "grow a pair", by grabbing her tits and saying "i've got a pair, and they're bigger than yours bitch "

Meghan got mad street cred for ball-upping her two male coworkers

by meggymc August 08, 2015

Uppercunt

Punching a girl for being a douche. . But right in the box

She was such a douche, I couldn't just uppercut her with a punch....she deserved an uppercunt

by meggymc November 12, 2016