karen wank

Anything that makes a Karen cream her pants. This includes but is not limited to:
Being told she must do something
A request of hers being refused
A new rule being implemented
Any opportunity to complain
More than one manager currently available
Too much lettuce on their fast food burger.

Oh god, too much lettuce....that's another Karen Wank.

by KosherBob January 6, 2021

Star Wand

the sweatiest pickaxe in all of fortnite usually used by people that will never feel the touch of a woman in there whole life

yo that guy has a Star Wand run away we are not fighting him

by okidontcareatallbro November 17, 2021

mascara wand

basically just talking about your man’s 🍆

“my mascara has a small wand…”
“my mascara wand is HUGE”

by mynamestopherand February 1, 2023

Noodle Wang

A penis that is elongated, thin and wiggly. The phallic antithesis and arch nemesis of a chode.

Wow Fred, you've got a serious noodle wang on you. Be careful you don't poke someone's eye out with it.

by Barbarina August 31, 2023

triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.

I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

hippity hoppity i want my life to stoppity

The best way to express our depression

Mom: how r u today

Me: hippity hoppity I want my life to stoppity

Mom: *surprised pikachu face*

by mitskifan111 June 28, 2019

2 am wanna play?

a saying said when its 2 am and you wanna talk to someone bc you cant sleep

tot: 2 am wanna play?

👁👄👁 : no

by duckextractor123 May 12, 2020