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Sperl

To shoot an innocent child by mistake. Named for Tony Sperl, a police officer who shat and killed an 8n year old kid in California who was holding a squirt gun.
Oh shit, I did a Sperl last night. Took me an hour to get the brain matter cleaned off my shoes
by Lew Stuhl October 21, 2008
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sperglar

Sperm + Burglar

One of the sluttiest girls you have ever known.

This slutty girl does not only want your sperm, she wants to steal all of it with her slutty tactics.
Guy 1: Yo I feel a lil light today, fucking slut.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Straight sperglar man.

Guy 2: Holy shit! The sluttiest!
by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011
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Sperm Partner

The person that help you, (or you helped) conscieve a child or multiple children together.

See Baby Momma, Baby Daddy
Sheryl was no more than just a sperm partner to David, who had 7 different sexual partners who happened to father his children.

Sheryl was one of David's sperm partners becuse she accepted his semen into her vagina for 9 months until the baby plopped out.
by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004
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sperf

word used to describe a puertorican when one is in the presence of puertoricans, instead of using the obviously deregotory term spic.
(scene in crowded nyc mcdonald's)
white boy #1- check out that sperf with the air jordans.
white boy #2- yeah. well check out the one with the crazy look on his face.
by g-ring May 5, 2007
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Spertula

A sperm-covered spatula. Usually used for cooking when one has been playing with it as a sex toy, but does not realize this.
"You know that's not a spatula, that's my Spertula."
by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016
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iced sperm

lets' go down to cold bone and get some iced sperm!

the necrophiliac milked some iced sperm out of the corpse

ah need me some iced sperm
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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spermburglar

referring to an individual who is adept at obtaining semen, especially in the anal or oral cavitities.
your mom is a spermburglar, and so is your little sister. oh yeah, and your dad too (he swings both ways)
by cd December 9, 2003
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