Queef

A gust of expelled air from a burds minge causing a lip ripplin fanny fart !!!

I blew up Avril's chuff (didn't realise it could kill her) Then laughed for everytime she Queefed as I poked her belly !!!!!

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter

When a woman uncontrollably queefs, often on friends. And when everytime a fart is released from this same woman, it smells like baby shits. Thus giving oneself this nickname.

Friend 1:(queefs on friend)

Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?

Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)

Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?

Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!

by Im Dani & i like 2showmyboobs June 22, 2010

queef ballarina

insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up

"megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

queefage

This is used when describing a fat, greasy person, usually a woman, who wears tight clothing, alot of makeup, has a mullet, or is just gross looking.

Joan Rivers, Anna Nicole Smith (before Trimspa)

by Kyle September 21, 2004

Queef

You did well son! Filled her up until she expelled!

Long dong in and out fast enuf to keep somw air in it!

by Dickey Doo June 18, 2003

Queef

To flatulate a juicy and rapid sound out of one's vaginal canal.

I queefed on Junior's nose three times during an oral session.

by Linny August 27, 2003

Queef

1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.

2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.

by Sam March 11, 2005