Cunt Muffin

A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.

Excuse me, would you like to try one of my cunt muffins.

by Big titybitch January 14, 2010

muffin club

A group of young women

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

muffin-bottom jeans

jeans for a skinny person who wears his or her jeans 3 sizes to small to hide their anorexic figure

You see that girl Kristen over there? Yeah, she is anorexic so she must be wearin those new muffin-bottom jeans.

by Milli Rillows Movies April 22, 2008

Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females

1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer

by ElliotM April 4, 2009

alterna-muffin

A hot alternative or punk girl. Tattoos and piercings are key.

Remember that alterna-muffin we met at the Blink concert last weeekend? Yeah, I tapped that!

by N Jacobs August 24, 2004

wang muffin

A term used usually in a fit of girlie anger to insult or put down someone.
Can also be used as a term of endearment.

Man, my prof. gave me a D-!! He's such a wang muffin!!

Laura, I love you, but you're a wang muffin!!

by Jenjy May 30, 2006

Throwing Muffins

To throw a fist, at a very reduced rate, at an enemies face; making contact.. without the enemy realizing it. Also called, a Rigby.

Did you see that fight yesterday? "Yes, what a pussy, he was really throwing muffins"

by Andrew Rich December 6, 2006