muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

Muffar

Spanish Verb-To Be A Dickhead

Muffemos- We are Dickheads

by Dave August 18, 2003

meffotron

n. Pejorative. An undesirable person, often poorly dressed, uneducated and unemployed.

A derivation of 'meff' used by Hull City fans.

Look at him, he's a right meffotron.

by FilthyMcNasty August 7, 2006

muff putt

The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.

That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.

by guru-guru-sama October 17, 2008

Muffafles

1.) A waffle made from muffin mix. 2.) The most awesome food ever created. 3.) A comparative used to relate one's satisfaction with an object or idea.

1.) I'm having muffafles for breakfast!
2.)"So, what did you think of that film?"
"The only thing better would be muffafles!"

by MisterCrimX August 27, 2009

Muff-hugga

Muh/fuh/gah/ noun. 1. One who "hugs" "muff".
2. (crude) variant of "Mother fucker"

1. I'm the muff-hugga who's dating his ex girlfriend.

2. You're a STUPID muff-hugga aint cha?

by soulsurvivor_2001 October 19, 2009

Muff Night

A regular scheduled night you have sex with a girl, ussually a slut or whore.

Mark claims every Saturday as Muff night, but he has probably never screwed one. But then again He does know some pretty nasty sluts.

by Dom pville March 18, 2011