a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.
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my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!
i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!
i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!
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PowerPC Macintosh computers= Fast, simple.
x86= Far more common, overly complex, once used Netburst, and that's bad enough.
x86= Far more common, overly complex, once used Netburst, and that's bad enough.
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Macking: Acting nice and sensitive to a woman then banging her like a player and leaving the bitch.
Macking: Acting nice and sensitive to a woman then banging her like a player and leaving the bitch.
I been macking a long tiiiime...
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