Glumpinkin

When you have sex with a moldy carved pumpkin

"I could really go for a glumpinkin right now" said the glumpinkin man

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

Glumpin

To suck the penis of a person while they are sitting on the toilet having a shit

while sam was having a shit teresa gave him a damn good Glumpin

by fattestbloke December 23, 2024

Grampa Day

The day your grandson Rocky considers to be any day of the year. On this day of your choosing you can open presents received from Rocky.

Rocky loves Grampa Day because it can be any day of the year and on this day it makes his Grampa happy because he got gifts to open that he will love and enjoy

by Rocky the Shih Tzu December 28, 2024

Grum Rate

New York City slang for crime rate

We just f***ed up the grum rate

by RealBrooklyn January 13, 2025

Glumping

Giving a ugly ass nigger named troy a alabama hot pocket

We are ALL glumping

by Pierre Da goat January 30, 2025

Glumpkin

Blumpkin with gluten. When the giver has a gluten allergy and the receiver ate bread or other glutenous product, the giver has an allergic reaction to the gluten in the jizz and shits all over. Similar to a blumpkin, but the giver is shitting while giving rather than the receiver.

Pass the bread, I'm getting a glumpkin tonight!

by Coffeeluvr52 February 9, 2025

Glumptuous

Fat as fuck. Gluttonous with a jelly like body. Enormous with inflated rolls on every limb

That flabby armed bitch is so glumptuous when she stomps into a room belly first.

by uhohstinkythemonke February 13, 2025