as a friend 

How the hottest woman at the party likes you.

You wouldn't believe how many sexxy chicks I'm "friends" with.

as a friend by spot August 23, 2004

get your friend

when you have a friend that is acting ridiculous in public, someone is likely to tell you to get your friend. or, if someone says something off the wall, you respond with 'get your friend.'

The karaoke guy came over to me and goes, 'get your friend,' she's out of control.

get your friend by Ashley C. January 5, 2006

Wife's Best Friend 

Male Genitalia - The Cock, the Dick, the Penis! etcetera etcetera

From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "

Wife's Best Friend by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009

shes just a friend 

blind boi adrien saying this to his 'friend' aka his soon to be girlfriend, Marinette

Marinette? yah, shes just a friend.
me to my tv: SHUT UP YA BLIND BOI. STOP BEING CACAGAMIS MOM

shes just a friend by kill-liela-here June 22, 2021

Nail Friend 

A nail technician is a professional who specialises in fake nails.

A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people

A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.

Friend. 'Nail Friend'

Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"

Reply "Erm.. ok.."

"Its my friend... my nail friend..."

Nail Friend by Stalk off October 10, 2009

FRIEND 

A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard. A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. Someone who you trust without question because he/she has never given you any reason not to trust. Someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. Someone who would sacrifice him/herself for you.

We are the best example of friend. We are bond together with each other. Our friendship includes best persons, Names are Deepak, Deepti, Shriya, Anurag, Manish, Naveen and few more like these...........

FRIEND by Anurag Sinha July 29, 2007

bad friend

A bad friend is someone who blows you off all the time, specifically four times in one weekend , and every weekend after that for a month. Also blows you off all the time for her unattractive boyfriend... copies everything you do, and steals your style. Trys to get with every guy you've talked to and dated. Even one you're in love with. Oh and might I add, never texts you first or calls you, claiming she's too busy, when she's constanly updating her facebook status or tweeting. There is just some fantastic people in this world ...

thank you for blowing me off Sarah, you are a bad friend. to all of you, don't be a Sarah.

bad friend by Musties November 18, 2012