Fashionably Fucked

To arrive so late that everyone is pissed off by the time you get there.

Mum is fashionably fucked again.

by S. Muffin February 1, 2015

Scheren ficker

German: Scissor fucker, means to have a sexual attraction to sharp blades.

He's a scheren ficker (He's a scissor fucker)

by Bananub March 15, 2015

Nut Fucked

When you place your throbbing cock in between someone's testicles, as if you're getting titty fucked, and you thrust your penis within these balls until you climax.

Ivan with Overlooked ENT got nut fucked by Andy on this day in which we celebrate our Independence day. Bill Pullman, RIP!

by MythicalSausage! June 13, 2015

Baby Fucked

Baby Fucked:
When a man/woman dresses like a baby and is treated as one by an older person of the opposite gender (usually a Milf)before having sex based or at least themed on that premise.

"I went to a cosplay party as Baby Doom and ended up getting baby fucked by someones grandma"

by BL00DEUS STEEL September 4, 2016

Butt fucked by a witch

when you think you can handle something but you cant.

"Dude, i got butt fucked by a witch when i drank Ayahuasca!"

by Ihatepeople12 May 30, 2016

clutter fucked

When an important email gets put in your Clutter folder by mistake.

I never saw that email because I got Clutter Fucked

by Mon-grel February 1, 2017

Pigeon fucked

When things are going your way and then out of nowhere some random person ruins everything for you

I was on a kill spree in Battlefield 1 until some sniper pigeon fucked me from the roof

by GetThePigeon February 8, 2017