Mississippi Facial

A Mississippi Facial is when you are doing 69 with a girl standing up and right before you nut, you pull out and then quickly drop her head down under your ass and shit on her face, then pull her body up and spread the shit all over her face with your dick and balls. Then this part is optional (lay her on the ground and piss all over her face to wash the shit and cum off.) I think the name is self-explanatory

I gave Katie a Mississippi facial last week and her skin is glowing like an angel. She could use a shower though.

by thejake October 20, 2008

Faced

1) A faced is use to highlight the insult that came before it. 2) A faced can also be used on the person doing the insulting, but only if the insult sucked.

Dude, I so banged your girlfriend last night...oh FACED!!

by Patty O'Brien May 25, 2004

faced

When a negative comment made about one's facial appearance is said.... they have been "Faced." Not quite owned... nor burned... but higher than dissed. Normally acompanied with a hand gesture that involves a vertical motion of a claw scratching ones face.

Person 1: Dude, your mom is so friggin' ugly... when they beat her with the ugly stick they beat her good.

Person 2: Not as good as when they beat your face!!!!

Person 3: Faced..... bow chicka bow bow!

by Cynthia/Faye/Abby/.. ft Rachel October 3, 2008

Ball Facing

The act of placing balls on ones face using a permo and/or whiteout

"Katie, we must go ball facing again sometime"

or

"Boy, that Ass Pirate sure deserves a bit of Ball Facing if I do say so myself"

by Richard_69er_diner July 17, 2007

Mushroom Facial

Right as a male is about to ejaculate, he presses the head of his penis to his partner's cheek and ejaculates all over their face, using the cheek to create pressure.

I gave her a double cheeked mushroom facial.

by mbtism October 5, 2010

shit faced nigga bum

Often used as an exclamatory insult refered to drunk hobos.

(someone misses at beer pong) " Shit faced nigga bum!"
"Look at that shit faced nigga bum on that curb!"

by mamallama December 30, 2009

Two Faced

It is the sexual act of getting head by two women.

Spencer : "Yo! Who were you with last night?"

Nate : "Just some friends of mine."

Spencer : "Nice, what were you guys doing?"

Nate : "Nothing. I got Two Faced!"

Spencer : "What the hell is that?"

Nate : "When two girls go down. You know what I'm saying?"

by Spencer/Nate August 31, 2011