Jade-faced

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated, while at the same time being extremely attractive.

--dude, you better slow down with those shots

--but im celebrating getting a modeling contract!

--i guess your gonna get Jade-faced tonight

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--OMG IM TOTALLY JADE-FACED!!!

--that girl is way too ugly to be jade-faced

by Penguin in a Bowl October 15, 2009

Computer Face

When someone stares at the computer really closley and there eyes start squinting

Reagan Pitchford has a computer face

by HANDICAPPEDhero November 27, 2011

Poop Face

The face kids make when they're pooping

Hey what's with the poop face?

by D-Monkey February 25, 2018

cock face

when you take a pair of sunglasses and set them on your penis while you are naked. Thus making a face with your penis as the nose, ballsack as the chin, the pubes as the hair, and the sunglasses as the eyes. The hair style of the face can vary depending on the length of your pubic hairs. It looks very funny.

"hey look my cock face has a beard!"

by Tyler C. November 15, 2007

Toad face

A smug looking facial expression, practiced after an act or statement proving the users absolute supremacy over his fellow peers.

The class smarty-pants asks an obviously rhetorical question like "What's the difference between a spotted salamander and the marbled salamander?"
After which the know-it-all puts on an glowing toad face.

by Skogsmullen April 25, 2011

face melting

Visual hallucinations generally induced by good LSD. While tripping, acid users may experience face melting.

Man, the Dude experienced extreme face melting after ingesting the LSD. Must have been good stuff.

by thecarmie February 6, 2015

Face Drop

A term originated from a Sean Kingston song bearing the same name. This is the action of being awed by the fact that someone who you originally underestimated turned out to be your true love.

"And now I see your face drop, I told you not to leave me alone and now that I got my own, I see your face drop, I told you not to count me out"

After being rejected, Sean's sought after girl had a face drop upon realization they were meant to be together.

by nftylegacy September 29, 2009