Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.
Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............
by lucyslking April 4, 2010
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by Phil the Pill September 6, 2006
Get the dead or alive mug.Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) the Colonel has been dead for years, thus you are eating chicken from a dead guy.
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Get the Dead guy's chicken mug.(Dehd Seh-see) A term used to denote a high level of physical beauty. Beauty that could potentially lead unwary parties into deadly situations.
***Note: When used by a man in reference to himself may also denote a high level of interest in men.
***Note: When used by a man in reference to himself may also denote a high level of interest in men.
Man: That chick is dead sexy. (That lady over there is highly attractive in my opinion.)
Man: I'm the definition of dead sexy. (I may be interested in other men.)
Man: I'm the definition of dead sexy. (I may be interested in other men.)
by Mrs. Mountain October 17, 2009
Get the Dead Sexy mug.Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.
by Larry April 13, 2004
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