clean as your mother's reputation

deadset my heart and soul, clean as a kiwi cranny-bum

choice bro,now that's as clean as your mother's reputation

by S & A June 5, 2007

clavalanche

A overwhelming mass of unshapely and sagging breasts sliding out of their bra or low cut top often found on large women looking for attention. aka a cleavage avalanche

Did you see her top? I would hate to be caught in that clavalanche.

by larry19335 January 11, 2008

clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding

i heard that he is clean wanking now

by manx aribter January 27, 2009

clea-vag

-an exaggeration supposing that a girls pants are so low-cut you can see the beginning of her vagina

Mann, look at Sarah's pants.. they're so low she's sportin' some clea-vag.

by RebaRhonda June 17, 2011

clean trogger

Similar to the dirty trogger. When a drunk bro gets a fat uggo to blow him during a foam party. Hence cleaning both parties involved.

Dude I got a dirty trogger last night, but it was at a foam party!

Oh the elusive clean trogger....

by tbf umass September 22, 2011

Clean sheet night

When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.

I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!

by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014

Clean the Tank

To get rid oneself of a troublesome or otherwise undesirable wife, fiance, or long-term girlfriend by any means necessary, usually ending in her disappearance due to an untimely death.

Hector's old lady is always on his ass about everything he does, and causing drama for no good reason. If I were him I'd just have to clean the tank already and be done with it, because she's just too insane.

by Shardo December 14, 2016