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whale

fatty fat ass obese belongs in the Pacific Ocean and/or Sea World; personal taquito fetcher
Raini Rodriguez is a whale.
by Bellamy Blake June 28, 2015
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Whale

These supposed animals are a complete myth, made up by Johnson.
Whale aren't real.
by DolphinsAreReal November 13, 2018
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Whale Teeth

When a female with braces gives head and gets pubes stuck in her braces.
"Bro she was giving me head last week and got whale teeth after getting caught up in my pubes."
by IVIiNi October 13, 2019
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whale gang

fake gang made by boomers and school shooters, to make them feel like a part of something when really they're just freaks
wrenn thinks he's part of a whale gang, but really he's just white
by fuckenisabella November 9, 2019
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Dolphin Whale Syndrome

When a skinny hot girl hangs out with a fat girl on a regular basis, or vice verca.
Damn she's so hot but she always seems to be suffering from Dolphin Whale Syndrome.
by BPGZ February 25, 2009
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Flaming whale turd

1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd
1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.
by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010
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Fail Whale

You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.
Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.
by RamboThunder March 1, 2012
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