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Stitch

Small, blue, and furry character on a Disney movie made in 2002. His only purpose on Earth is to lure Lilo into his deathtrap and mutilate her by ripping apart her flesh and feasting upon her organs. Do not be persuaded by the cute family movie, that asshole is a killer.
Director: And in scene 14, Stitch climbs out the treehouse and finds Lilo where he proceeds to drive a knife through her chest.
Advisors: Uh, that's probably not a good idea.
Director: Oh, right, this is a Disney movie.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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switcheroo

1)doing a chick doggy style, b4 u ejaculate, u pull it out and skeet in her face then she blows you while your friend takes the doggy style spot and switch at will

2) get 3 friends with you and a chick. one gets her from behind, another in the pussy, another titty fucks and the other gets blown/t-bags her/deep throats her (w/e desired). switch places after when needed
-lube it up
-clean up in b/w rounds or it may get sticky
-can be done with how/e many ppl wanted
The Switcheroo: for 2-4* players
*=how/e many wanted
by bob switcheroo March 23, 2007
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switches

a word, or group of words said when high to get you a little offguard, breaking your concentration because it sparks something up in your past.
Kid 1: "Hey, how about you pull your pants down, turn around, and touch your toes."
Kid 2: "HOLY SHIT OMG STOP HUMPING GOD STOP AHHHH MOMMMMMMYYYYYY."
Kid 1: "Haha I'll use those switches when he gets older."
Kid 2: "Fuck you Jimmy."
by jimmy gon.her.pid January 25, 2007
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Lag-Switch

Kelsey Lag-Switched Josh with enough passion to power the sun for an eternity.
by ThehomeboyzCZJG December 28, 2013
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Stitch Fucking

Noun or Verb. Vaginal and anal double penetration: Occurs when a woman is being penetrated by two men - one in the vagina and one in the anus, giving the appearance or feeling of being stitched by a sewing machine.
Jeff: Hey, man, where's your wife? I thought she'd be at the party.
Ben: She's probably off stitch fucking Stacy and Josh again.
Jeff: Jeez, again? I thought she did that this morning.
Ben: Yep, she sure loves her some stitch fucking.
by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
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switch

cool, excellent, great, good, tight, awesome, good, nifty, neat, wicked, sick, marvelous, amazing, rad, super, off the hook, sweet, etc.
this weekend was switch!
by experiment one April 12, 2010
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Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.
by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011
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