zayna's sockdrawer

A drawer where many sexual and non kosher things show up. Full of dirty secrets, used socks and so on.

John: Jamie where'd you find that dildo? Zayna's sockdrawer?

Jamie: Si papi.

by Jamjams January 16, 2017

wagon wheel sucker pluck

A made up word for dumbasses stupid enough to search this up.

Or when you suck on the hair on the pussy and use your teeth violently to yank it.

^^^ wagon wheel sucker pluck

by riverwanadyke March 6, 2017

Texan Cock Soccer

Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana

Sam: “hay john, do you wanna play some Texan Cock Soccer?”

John: “what the fuck”

by Pogo the Clown? November 12, 2019

Kiss a soccer boy day

On december 2, girls it’s your day to kiss a soccer boy

Hey soccer boy, it’s kiss a soccer boy day, meet me under the bleachers

by soccerboyday December 1, 2019

Booty cheese sucker 3000

The booty cheese sucker 3000 is a machine commonly used for efficiently sucking booty cheese out of ones butt hole. This was made in California and won the final round of shark tank winning 2 billion dollars. To use a booty cheese sucker 3000 simply attach tube inside of booty hole, remember everyone’s booty hole is a different size so find your adjustable size cover and connect to sucking tube. Make sure tube is firmly in your booty turn it on. Start off with level 1 and work your way up to level 50 to get a full range of suction. It will feel funny but you will get used to it. Once all booty cheese is out of your booty, you can take the machine and pour out the excess cheese and your done. If you want a moisturizer to massage into your booty cheese to make it creamier, look for the booty cheese hydration cream in grocery stores near you.

How much is the booty cheese sucker 3000?

by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 4, 2020

dumb dick sucker face

Person in which has absolutely no intelligence, looks as if they fell from a ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, throughly enjoys duck sausage. This persons face just really pisses you off.

You dumb dick sucker face, i told you to get the hell outta here!

by *LiLMaMaSpAzZ* December 17, 2020

cum guzzling cock sucker

A female or male who is so infatuated with cum that they are basically retarded in all other aspects of the world

Cal is a cum guzzling cock sucker, she literally has no idea what is going on.

by doodlelicker32 March 7, 2021