Snow cuck

Someone who comes from a region of no snow who enjoys watching the snow.

Person 1: “Hey is Charlie ok? He’s been staring out the window for the past 5 minutes.”
Person 2: “Yeah, don’t mind him. He’s from California. He’s a bit of a snow cuck.”

by forstnamelostname February 2, 2021

hank snow

To move on. To leave work one day and never return to that job. To quit a job with zero gucks given Bye Felicia.

Hey. Have you seen Big Jon this week? He pulled a Hank Snow.

by Kakbbeiwka November 3, 2021

snow cone

When a female stimulates a male by rubbing his testicles or licking the side of his cock while he is laying down and his cock is erect and pointing straight up, the "snow cone" occurs when the cum oozes out and remains on top of the cock, ready to eat.

She blew me, squeezed me, licked me... and finally ate the snow cone.

by Slo Joe Jizz August 30, 2010

Snow Poo

This is a sex toy, created by defficating into a condom, then placing it into a freezer until fully frozen. The condom is then removed from the frozen faeces and the object is used as a dildo by the sexually adventurous.

"Darling, that snow poo you froze earlier might be ready to use now!"

by andyLD February 6, 2009

Snow job

When a zombie pops out of the snow and bites your dick off. as seen in the movie "Dead Snow".

well i was walking in the snow at night and got a snow job

by taco26 July 2, 2011

Snow Spider

Niggers when in the snow, usually seen from above like on a ski lift. Term was coined when two niggers were spotted making snow angel's. See definition for example

"Check out that snow spider making snow angel's"

"What ever editor didnt publish this definition must be a fucking obama loving big lipped, knuckle dragging snow spider"

by Josh Allen (714 Ca) January 22, 2009

florida snow

That is an example of an oxymoron.

Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.

by Clinker May 24, 2008