shart-attack

a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.

"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident

by Eloy Denis June 13, 2011

Smartphone

The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."

As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.

Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"

Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"

OR

Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"

Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."

Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*

by Fender137 November 13, 2011

shart

To Accidently Shit While Trying To Push Out A Fart..In Other Words To Gamble And Lose

Tony Was At The Park and A ilent But Deadly Wound Up Being A Shart

by Sabe 1 March 14, 2005

shart

when you fart & end up with more then you bargined for.

Timmy was laying on the bed after coming home from a hard day of school and decided to let one rip. When Timmy realized what he had done he yelled "Mom, I sharted!!" which lead to his mom promptly cleaning it up.

by DD >double d's< xD August 21, 2009

shart

When your fart bubble becomes mud puddle.

Shart: Hachoouuu, ah poooh

by Michigan J. Frog May 7, 2009

shart

shit art

"man that huge sculpture in front of the AT&T building is total shart"

by lucas March 14, 2004

smartisicle

a combination of both smart and physical, used generally for sports, to scream SMARTISICLE you'd be informing players to play rough yet stick to the IQ of the game

Coach: SMARTISICLE!!!
(players thoughts: i must play smart and physicle)

by ...all day April 19, 2010