Simone

A new breed of dog.

Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.

Has a mustache like a shnauzer.

Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.

Male version is called Simon.

Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.

Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.

by Sheoooooowwww February 5, 2010

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A total bitch. She'll steal your boyfriend, your best friend, and will make you feel like garbage. She was super popular in highschool and middleschool, and she'll never let you forget it.

Guy: "Damn, she's such a Simone."

by Professor Kiwi September 4, 2016

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COLD SALMON (faj)

Someone who is fridgid and wont do anything with their bitch.

Faj, AKA... Derek Rempel

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003

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Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.

Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?

Guy 2: Not sure, probably fapping to Simone Simons again.

by Omni64 February 22, 2010

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A meme boy. The one who loves lana del ray and panic! Atthe disco, a little too much. Hella gay and really ugly even though everyone says he's pretty. Doesn't like gender but does love cats.

"Ugh Simone must be near by."
"How do you know that?"
*In the distance you can hear 'here comes dat boi' blasting*

by G.ayboi July 13, 2017

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