Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
by Lacrox September 19, 2004
An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.
by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014
Do you like surprise butt secks?
by jethoigga10169 October 22, 2018
"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."
by Qsamma May 22, 2013
Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.
I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.
Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?
Yea.
Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?
Yea.
by NastyMammoth June 06, 2007
to perform oral pleasure on a female corps, while another individual jumps upon the stomach. Whatever ghastly wasted that comes flying into the mouth of the individual performing oral sexy is the surprise.
sicko1: "plans for tonight?"
sicko2: "kinda in the mood for a mooshu surprise!"
sicko1: "sweet! i know just the grave site!"
sicko2: "kinda in the mood for a mooshu surprise!"
sicko1: "sweet! i know just the grave site!"
by Tom O'foolery April 23, 2010
The act of completing The Magician, then when she looks at you with a scared, surprised look you speak in a deep, sultry voice, "SURPRISE."
by xdNeva February 21, 2021