simp

A man who obtains sexual relations with women through monetary expenditures rather than using traditional game, charisma, charm and/or character.

That guy is a simp because he took that hoe to an expensive five-star restaurant in hopes of getting pussy later on that night.

by Double Take Magazine August 12, 2007

Simp

A thirsty guy who's never had a pretty girl before but will do anything to get her including buying lots of expensive gifts before even getting her and when he finally does get her, He gets her pregnant real quick because he has no game and he doesn't know any other way to keep her and then fronts around his boys like it was nothing to get her. real

You just simp , I been on my pretty boy flex, you show me a bad chick that you had before my ex and then I'll give your props until then you need to stop. Real

by Realistic86em July 29, 2015

Simp

Simps are those chivalrous dudes who act out in front of women just to impress them and get their love, but usually they never succeed.

Yep, everybody's calling Mirza a simp now. Just look at what he's doing to these women!

by The best definition inventor December 16, 2019

CRAZY ASS SIMPSONS

Someone who eats sleeps and shits the simpsons,and who can remeber every episode ,and can re-cite everyline word per word of those episodes

drive by a donut shop and say "mmmmm donuts...."

by fat frankyb August 28, 2005

Sampson

a crazy, often reckless individual who may possess a dulled sense of pain and lacks shame in their actions; Occasionally has a ridiculous last name

Number 1: "Did you guys see that dude jump off that building!?"
Number 2: "Yeah, he was probably a Sampson."

by ZZss4320 December 28, 2008

simp

n : an idiot; a nitwit; a person lacking intelligence or common sense; abbr. for simpleton.

You dont have a clue, you simp!

by 10101011 December 16, 2003

simpsons

a particularly fantabulus show which shall always be remembered as he show that never sold out and made a movie

I like the simpsons

by cailín beag June 21, 2003