Procrastanova

Noun - One who waits until right around last call at a bar to pick up someone to go home with/take home.

John is such a procrastanova... He never hits on girls until after 1:30am

by Arcaneus May 20, 2011

procrasturbation

The act of masturbating in order to procrastinate.

John, not wanting to study maths, played some dwarf porn and masturbated for a while. It was a a classic case of procrasturbation.

by Zooch101 November 23, 2011

Procrasturbate

The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.

It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)

Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.

by InspoAdam June 15, 2011

procrasturbake

To waste time baking, especially treats like cupcakes, instead of being productive. From procrasturbate.

I should be writing my final essay but I think I'll procrasturbake instead.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! June 29, 2011

Procrastination Polka

The act of dancing with the intent of writing.

"Laura is doing the Procrastination Polka because she hates her GSW teacher."

by Outrageousss October 24, 2011

procrastinatorious

being known for procratinating behaviours

"Did you do that paper from last week yet?"
"No, I'm procrastinatorious."

by Oprahlisious October 27, 2011

Procrastilisting

The act of procrastinating by making large or extensive lists of what you are putting off. Usually done with the mind set that making these lists will somehow help you achieve the goal of actually doing these tasks.

Person 1: hey man get much done today?
Person 2: yeah fuck look at this extremely comprehensive list of things that i needed to do today
Person 1: do any of them?
Person 2: nup... i really need to stop procrastilisting

by gbgkgdgfu October 31, 2011