cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016

Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.

Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.

by itsflux October 11, 2016

faggot patch

Faggot patch

When you are at work or at the store and your gaydar goes in the red zone and it feels like your surrounded by a faggot patch of homos.

Holy fuck did I just land In the middle of a fuckin faggot patch !? My gaydars pinned out and I have to put a board on my ass from the gayness.

by stretch nutzz January 7, 2017

story patch

When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch

Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying

by The definer 2000 March 11, 2017

Sour Patch Threesome

When you have three Sour Patch Kids left.

Person 1: SHIT A SOUR PATCH THREESOME!

by Rest In Bork March 23, 2017

Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 4, 2017