pandamergency

(pan-duh-murr-gin-see)

A panda with a life threatening situation such as extreme illness or injury; in this case they would need to visit the pandamergency room.

A way to explain that a specific type of bear is not just rare, but critically endangered.

What you say when you're jonesin' for a double portion of that awesome orange chicken.

I haven't had orange chicken in over a year. It's a true pandamergency!

by GrabTheGoBag December 12, 2019

Panda

An irreverent term used to describe a gay Middle Eastern man-bear who’s into Asian men.

My friend Charbs is into a cute Asian guy named Malc.

Charbs is such a Panda.

by PandaBearBearPanda January 24, 2020

pandapoosit

pandapoosit is a term that means that you really hate cute things. (Panda-Poo-shit)

Man that animal is SO! cute why be such a pandapoosit.

by lil penguino /m.j.g February 4, 2020

Panda

Noun describing an Asian female that looks cute, attractive with eye makeup but, once the make-up is removed, reveals her much smaller eyes which, in turn, makes her appear less desirable.

When my ABC puts on makeup, she turns into a full-on panda.

by Reenson February 22, 2020

Panda

Panda is the best panda ever, also known as nauticalpanda, pan, pandi, panpan, or smol bean babey. The Official Server Panda of L&S.

Panda is babey.

Panda is ultimate Panda. Panda is omnipotent. There are no other smol bean babeys, pandas, or server pandas. All is Panda. Panda is omniscient.

by ajgfnsjgbrgje March 7, 2020

Panda

A man who would rather snuggle and sleep than have sex.

"Aww he's so cute and snuggly! And he's really not going to have sex with me tonight...I should stop dating pandas."

by Synesthete March 22, 2020

Panda Cub

Slang for Asian kids

Those panda cubs always be skipping class to smoke cigarettes

by Brigette Martin Mendoça April 16, 2020