Hollywood Post. A term used when a dipshit on facebook or any other social networking site makes a post clearly to only receive likes and comments. The post is typically fake and plastic in nature and makes the person look like a complete dumbass.
Hollywood Post on facebook:
"Happy Birthday to my grandfather today!"
Replier: "Ummm, your grandfathers been dead for 20 years.... so who the fuck are you talking too???
Poster: "I love you Mom, you are the greatest"
Replier: "Your mother doesn't have a facebook, so why don't you call her and be real with her rather than posting this fake status update that is flooding my newsfeed you asshat."
Poster: "God please help me in this time of need. Amen."
Replier: "Virtual Jesus is not in your friends list, so instead of typing a prayer to get "Likes", why don't you save the money from data charges praying to God and pray for free the old fashion way. God cares about you, I don't."
"Happy Birthday to my grandfather today!"
Replier: "Ummm, your grandfathers been dead for 20 years.... so who the fuck are you talking too???
Poster: "I love you Mom, you are the greatest"
Replier: "Your mother doesn't have a facebook, so why don't you call her and be real with her rather than posting this fake status update that is flooding my newsfeed you asshat."
Poster: "God please help me in this time of need. Amen."
Replier: "Virtual Jesus is not in your friends list, so instead of typing a prayer to get "Likes", why don't you save the money from data charges praying to God and pray for free the old fashion way. God cares about you, I don't."
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Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
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it was feared that only popbob could only use this powerful glitch until he backdoored every anarchy server on minecraft and gave newfags the ability to use it.
when mojang found out about the popbob sex dupe they removed it from the game because it also ripped notch's gaping asshole when he tried to use it on 2b2t.
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