Mr.Noodle

A sexual act of when a man with a flacid penis coated in instant noodle flavoring commits anal with his partner. If he becomes erect it is called "Awkward and Uncomfortable"

Sorry I can't come over, my ass is covered in noodle flavoring

Why?

Because Jake Mr.Noodled me last night

by Fennekin_M8 May 10, 2014

spicy noodle

A small Mexican dick

Juan put his spicy noodle in her mouth.

by d woodro February 17, 2017

Cup Of Noodles

An act of masturbation. (Male or Female)

Girlfriend: If you're good I'll give you a Cup of Noodles.
Boyfriend: Shit, I can make that myself!

by LB Theatre December 15, 2008

Rad Noodles

Rad noodles is the same as "cool beans." It means "very cool."
The phrase was made up by me. Woohoo!

Bob:"I went to six flags."
Bill:"Rad noodles."

by Bridgette May 13, 2005

Douche Noodle

The act of having intercourse with a woman who has just douched or is in the process of doucheing, but going limp before getting off. the guy usually still tries desperately to get off, but just ends up making a big mess.

Ralph needed to pork Carol so bad he couldn't wait until she finished doucheing. but he is such a chump he ended up with a douche noodle before he could finish.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

shit noodle

A shit noodle is where you have recently had chinese noodles and a curry at the same time. This as we all know would rupture your bouls causing a explosion of shit. "Better get to the bog quick" Basicly when the shit comes out the corn hole it will be all stringy like noodles and have the smell of a curry and although this smell might be tempting please do not eat, unless you like shit noodles then eat your ass off.

My god thats a big shit noodle.

Well spank my ass and call me a shit noodle.

What the shit noodle.

Why are there so many shit noodles in my house.

It's your fault frank you know not to shit noodle in the sink.

Frank shit noodled on jimmy's face

by Matt Biggs June 17, 2004

noodle boy

Angry stick figure created by johnen vasquez, likes to yell at passesrs by and perpitrate in random acts of dumbness.

"i can smell your butt!"
"cast out the weasil!! Uh...your blocking my cheese hole!!"

by Pat McGroin May 5, 2004