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The Friday Night Club

This is not a physical club people can join. A person gains membership when he or she chooses not to leave their house and sits at home. Various activities the club members take in are solitary pizza eating, ice cream shoveling,crying to a soap, drinking the lonesome night away, and watching pornos and imagining what they COULD be doing on a friday night but cannot due to living up to the club.
While Billy's friends decided to go to Jerry's house to party, he was in The Friday Night Club for a night all to himself.

trump in the night 

An unnecessary disturbance caused by a person who has a pathological need for attention.
These presidential tweets have no substance; they are a trump in the night.

the pussy falls at night 

The phrase the pussy falls at night is used to describe a bad occurrence or event. According to science, the elasticity of the pussy is the only this that affects the phenomenon of the big sad. when the pussy presents unelastic behavior it intensifies the sad boy hour phenomenon causing severe mental health issues, paramount anxiety disorder and in certain ocassions excessive braincell loss.
-How much homework do you have?
-100 pages of homeworks! the pussy falls at night asf!!!!
the pussy falls at night by jason lol September 25, 2020

good night funnyman

Often uttered on Fark.com, Slashdot, and other comment-enabled news sites whenever a celebrity, more often than not a comedian, passes on.
"SAD: Chris Farley is Dead."
"Good night funnyman."

wedding night dick 

Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.

nigger night 

A grand occasion, where all the popular foods of black people are shared among friends and family.
Dad: Oh kids, tonight is nigger night. I'll stop by the store and pick up some watermelon, fried chicken, and kool-aid!