double nickelsalad

An excellent salad for one or two. Or one. Your choice. Exclusive to the Rusty bucket.

Yo dawg. I'm down for getting that double nickelsalad sprinkled with crackers. We can share it , it's enough for two.

Dude...I honestly thought you were talking about picking up two black hookers and sprinkling crack on their asses

by wookiec41g February 28, 2020

Chloe Nickell

Does Dance. Mediocre. That's it.

She is Chloe Nickell

by Whitetoothpick14 November 6, 2020

Mr Nickels

When you snort a line of coke mixed with Cialis.

When your banging your girl and you can’t get it up, you do a line of Mr Nickels to make your girl happy

by Jerradschmitt December 26, 2020

The Nickelodeon Slime

When a naked women stands over your head and produces diarrhea, cum, and saliva all over your head.

bro i just went over to her house and got the The Nickelodeon Slime

by N0rr January 17, 2021

hobo nickels

Items owned by a homeless person, usually so worthless or used they're valued at a nickel no more.

Craig just bought out a new storage locker last Friday. Too bad it had nothing but hobo nickels, now he has to dump run.

by DomesticFlatulence September 11, 2021

Saint Nickelas

Sarcastic term for da "worshipingly placing on a lofty pedestal" way dat a naive youngster views any indulgent adult who is always forthcoming wif da shiny "Jefferson discs" whenever said pint-sized requests dem to buy gum/candy, a ride on a mechanical horse, etc.

While it is certainly true dat having a "Saint Nickelas" in a youngster's family or social circle of grownups may indeed seem wonderful and pleasurable to said small child, such easy-to-come-by monetary indulgence can lead to a lack of financial awareness/savvy, false sense of entitlement, laziness, etc. If da child's parents are not overly forthcoming wif said resources themselves, it is probably because they are trying to teach their offspring dat "money doesn't grow on trees", and thus honestly-acquired funds must be earned through honest labor and/or prudent investing, not merely be begged for; having someone else be a ready source of loose change will only undermine said spartan parents' teachings.

by QuacksO November 14, 2021

armchair nickelback

n. Someone with no musical ability who endlessly explains how a song should have been written or performed.

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Don't listen to that old dude. He's just an armchair nickelback.

You know that's Bob Dylan , right?

Yeah. So what's your point?

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022