bird mom

a salty bird who squawks nonstop about safety.

bird mom has a crush on steven's dead mom, rose quartz.

by Gabh Samkins January 25, 2017

step-mom

Any woman in a relationship (usually marriage) with a man having one or more children from his last partnership. As far as getting along with dads new mate some step-kid's do and some step-kid's don't. Bottom line is that this woman wants to be with the guy so much that she is willing to step-up to the situation.

A group of young-adult's are having a discussion about their parent's and one says " You guy's who's folk's are still together are fuckin' lucky...my step-mom is a BYATCH, always acting like my mom and shit." Someone else says, " My step-mom is awesome, she don't make me do nuthin' and I ain't neva' seen my dad happier."

by jpg3 May 30, 2011

You're Mom Gay

Used as an insult. This insult will obliterate the opposition. But be warned, for they might use the holy words No u

Person 1: Haha ya fuckin' cunt i'ma bring ya tah da glue factoray I swear tah god.
Horse: You're mom gay.
P1: No u.
*Horse fucking explodes*

by Minty Flesh March 19, 2018

joels mom

The hottest women on earth perfect fuck tool for Everyman she is also everyone’s thot tbh

I just fucked Joels mom yesterday mane

by Straight_lord_gianky August 22, 2019

langas mom

langas hot mom aka nanako hasegawa

ex: wow langas mom is really hot

by langasmomporn March 12, 2021

Nick's Mom

A person who can be considered a sexually active slut; usually even sluttier than a prostitute, hooker, etc. Can also be used to describe a plethora of STD's.

The ice cream man is like Nick's Mom; when they come into the neighborhood, everybody runs out with $1 bills in their hands.

by NotAbeLincoln May 16, 2014

your mom

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

by Violetownz January 18, 2008